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The Angry Duck's Tragic Zero-Hour Demise

Here we observe The Angry Duck in its natural habitat—the blockchain—mere hours after birth, already gasping for breath. With liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew and ninety-nine-point-nine percent of tokens concentrated in the hands of a merciful few, this waterfowl never stood a chance. A masterclass in token mortality, cut short before it could even quack.