KAZOO KID/5595..pump
TERMINAL
Kazoo Kid

Kazoo Kid5595LMAzCufdX6b5N2kyM9NnbWiiuneBMbCk9k3Ypump

5595..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, existential futility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
38/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$5.3K
+119.0% · 24h
Volume 24h
$11.1K
Holders
45
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.92B
Price USD
$1.92e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Kazoo Kid's Premature Demise: A Cautionary Tale

In the beginning, there was hope—and 119% volatility. Yet within mere hours of its birth, the Kazoo Kid token encountered a most curious predator: mathematics. With three-quarters of its meager population concentrated in the hands of ten, and liquidity vanishing like morning mist, this digital creature never stood a chance.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$11.1K volume / 24h.
Holders
Concentrated
Top 5 hold 65.7% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, existential futility
Patient Note

Born at midnight, dead by breakfast—a token that achieved the rare feat of rugging itself before anyone else had the chance.

Holders

§ 04 · 45 wallets
Top 1
54.1%
Top 5
65.7%
Top 10
75.8%
018rXf...cq7q54.10%
02GE2i...N1TN3.44%
03HBDj...U8PX2.88%
04BE4H...UVPv2.79%
05CvkF...RMPv2.52%
06FFhM...gKNa2.39%
0792eg...7CHq2.08%
084rE7...Fif62.00%
09AUqe...Cyp91.85%
10E6VJ...AjmH1.79%