CAUSE OF DEATH
A Handshake Too Brief for Survival
In the primordial depths of the Solana blockchain, we observe a remarkable specimen—the Battle of Handshakes—which achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. Born merely an hour ago with a single holder commanding absolute dominion, this token exemplifies nature's harshest lesson: concentration of power is not a feature, but a death sentence. As we watch its $54 in daily volume evaporate into the void, one cannot help but admire the sheer efficiency of its demise.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation, absolute centralization
EPITAPH
"It shook hands with extinction before breakfast."
