TROLLCOIN/54dY..pump
FLATLINED
TrollCoin

TrollCoin54dYsQsQmBjx587XvusprotKEBW2UKFnMrFRkJ49pump

$Troll54dY..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic value evaporation within newborn hours

DEX · pumpswapChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.2K
Liquidity
$2.5K
Volume 24h
$0.6700
Holders
16
Steep DeclineHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.27B
Price USD
$1.29e-6
DEX
pumpswap

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

TrollCoin: Born at Midnight, Dead by Dawn

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the pump-and-dump family, born mere hours ago with the lifespan of a mayfly on espresso. The creature managed to hemorrhage three-quarters of its value in a single rotation of the Earth—a feat of biological efficiency rarely seen outside of actual biological systems. One notes the tragic irony: authorities were revoked to inspire confidence, yet somehow 157 brave souls still perished in the wreckage.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Liquidity
Critically low
$2.5K pool depth.
Activity
Flatlined
$0.6700 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic value evaporation within newborn hours
Patient Note

It was a troll all along—the joke, tragically, was on us.

Holders

§ 04 · 16 wallets
Top 1
99.7%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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028psN...VRtf0.11%
03CCPM...Cb1i0.07%
04ungr...XYvn0.04%
05CdJS...YY5n0.02%
06FMMq...pcJo0.01%
07966W...EqPA0.00%
083Tnh...8yKp0.00%
092vqC...aUnb0.00%
105mwD...tUWm0.00%