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The Time Traveler's Journey to Oblivion

Here we observe The Time Traveler in its final moments—a once-promising venture now frozen in temporal stasis, having journeyed not forward through time, but backward through the increasingly familiar stages of token death. With a mere $1.93 in daily volume and twenty-three holders watching their bags with the intensity of mourners at a funeral they paid to attend, this contract met its maker approximately 795 hours ago, though one suspects it died long before.