The Gang by Matt Furie547fNRcQuEVQi1dhYsksBPZSZLb7r2p3AHmVkhKhpump

Newborn Token Dies of Premature Wealth Distribution

In the harsh ecosystem of Solana, we observe a curious specimen—merely an hour old, yet already bearing the hallmarks of terminal decline. The creature, blessed with revoked authorities and noble intentions, was suffocated not by malice, but by the gentle embrace of its own top ten holders, who collectively clutched 28% of its fragile existence. One might say it achieved what few tokens manage: dying before it truly learned to live.