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Newborn Token Expires Before First Breath

Here we observe GD01, a specimen born mere hours ago, already exhibiting the pallor of financial mortality. With ninety percent of its value evaporated and liquidity pools drier than a forgotten terrarium, this token managed the remarkable feat of dying before it truly lived. The top ten holders, clutching eighty-seven percent of supply like a python with its prey, have ensured that democracy—much like this project—remains merely theoretical.