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AFK Agent: Solana's Five-Day Extinction Event

And so we observe the carcass of AFK Agent, a creature that lived precisely long enough to disappoint its four remaining holders. With zero liquidity and a volume of merely $21.29, this token achieved the remarkable feat of dying before most investors could even pronounce its name—a tragically brief existence that makes mayflies look like sequoias.