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SWAG Token: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

Here we observe the SWAG token, a creature that never truly drew breath. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a house of cards in a hurricane, it attracted precisely seven investors—likely bots or the developmentally curious. In a final indignity, the top holders possessed every last token, rendering the remaining six holders mere spectators at their own financial wake.