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Wojak's Grand Illusion: A Liquidity Mirage

Here we observe the skeletal remains of Wojak the 67, a token that achieved the remarkable distinction of being simultaneously alive and utterly worthless. With zero liquidity and an exclusive membership of 26 holders—ninety-nine point nine percent of whom are the same person with multiple wallets—this creature never had a heartbeat, only the faint echo of optimism. The authorities were revoked, the volume never existed, and nature, in her infinite wisdom, has simply moved on.