CAUSE OF DEATH
SKEET: Born Screaming, Died Whimpering
In the beginning, there was chaos—a token thrust into existence mere hours ago, already convulsing with a 115% price swing like a newborn seized by fever. With zero liquidity and twenty-seven holders clinging desperately to their bags, SKEET represents nature's cruelest lesson: not all creatures survive their first breath. The concentration of wealth among the top ten holders reads less like an investment and more like a hostage situation.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Stillborn pump-and-dump mechanics
EPITAPH
"It lived for zero hours and somehow still managed to disappoint everyone."