BARON VON PUMP/4xxh..pump
TERMINAL
Baron Von Pump

Baron Von Pump4xxhXN3EmrhzFxZW9YvvpovDpeyUUZZYoSXtbYhrpump

$Baron4xxh..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
TERMINAL.

Textbook pump-and-dump with zero liquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D
Grade Score
43/100
Grade D · TERMINAL
Mkt Cap
$5.5K
+77.7% · 24h
Volume 24h
$83.0K
Holders
107
Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.68B
Price USD
$2.68e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Baron Von Pump: A Sixty-Minute Extinction Event

Here we observe the Baron, a creature that existed for merely one hour—a mayfly among cryptocurrencies, yet somehow managed to burn through $83,000 in volume before collapsing entirely. The top 10 holders, having meticulously distributed 80% of the token among themselves, watched with the detached fascination of apex predators as liquidity evaporated like morning dew on the Serengeti. One cannot help but admire the tragic efficiency of it all.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Active
$83.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 72.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Textbook pump-and-dump with zero liquidity
Patient Note

He came, he pumped, he dumped—and then he was gone, like a bad dream at 3 AM.

Holders

§ 04 · 107 wallets
Top 1
62.1%
Top 5
72.0%
Top 10
80.1%
0133Cy...8k1m62.06%
02W4wi...Hbx12.98%
03JATE...jLVB2.85%
045i8r...AbJAAUTOPSY2.12%
05Gpwb...hXj62.03%
06FrmC...4mLN1.78%
07CHno...qZkM1.62%
08B6rn...vAZCAUTOPSY1.61%09SF9T...D1MWAUTOPSY1.56%
10AgjN...ZaxJ1.53%