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Zoom Token: Born at Midnight, Dead by Dawn

Here we observe a most peculiar specimen of the Solana ecosystem—a token that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before most traders finished their morning coffee. With but four holders clutching the entirety of its worthless corpus and liquidity pools drier than a venture capitalist's conscience, this creature never truly drew breath. The revocation of all authorities suggests a mercy killing, or perhaps merely the digital equivalent of pulling the plug on life support.