Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular Pump-and-Dump

In what can only be described as a financial murder-suicide, Doomers emerged into existence mere hours ago, already bearing the genetic markers of its own demise. With zero liquidity and 59% of its meager supply concentrated in the hands of a privileged few, it experienced a brief, violent spasm of price movement—a death twitch, if you will—before collapsing into the void from whence it came.