CAUSE OF DEATH
Justice For Daisy: A Sixty-Minute Tragedy
Here we observe a most peculiar specimen—born merely an hour ago, yet already bearing the pallor of the deceased. The creature achieved in sixty minutes what typically takes weeks: a catastrophic 85.9% hemorrhage, suggesting investors discovered justice for Daisy involved being separated from their capital with remarkable efficiency. One might say the token's authorities, though revoked, exercised final control over its fate by abandoning it entirely.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Institutional abandonment masquerading as decentralization
EPITAPH
"Justice For Daisy achieved perfect symmetry: named after a dog, died like one—confused, hurt, and wondering why everyone ran away."
