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The Watermelon Rots Within Its First Hour

In the unforgiving savanna of Solana, we observe a remarkable specimen—born merely sixty minutes ago, already displaying the telltale signs of catastrophic organ failure. With 96.9% of its tissue concentrated in the hands of ten predators and liquidity pools bone-dry, this watermelon never stood a chance. Like a mayfly that skipped adolescence entirely, it achieved its full lifecycle decline before most traders finished their morning coffee.