DAG WIF LOBSTA/4wHX..pump
FLATLINED
Dag Wif Lobsta

Dag Wif Lobsta4wHXdyDZvZtLBS4Y8v8ovnXq7kLcLmVRh7bboHzLpump

$$DWL4wHX..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Instantaneous evaporation of all liquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
18/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.5K
-36.8% · 24h
Volume 24h
$1.5K
Holders
1
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.28B
Price USD
$6.40e-7
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Dag Wif Lobsta: Born Dead, Stayed That Way

In the vast ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen: a token that achieved the remarkable feat of expiring before it could properly be born. With seven holders and a liquidity pool reading zero—a mathematical impossibility that would make even the most cynical trader weep—Dag Wif Lobsta burned bright and fast, like a match dropped into the ocean.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$1.5K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Instantaneous evaporation of all liquidity
Patient Note

It lasted zero hours and somehow still managed to disappoint everyone involved.

Holders

§ 04 · 1 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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