CAUSE OF DEATH
BOOSTED: A Three-Hour Catastrophe
Here we observe the BOOSTED token in its natural habitat—the graveyard of crypto ambitions. Born at dawn and deceased by breakfast, this particular specimen managed to shed 78% of its value whilst maintaining the mathematical impossibility of having three holders who somehow own everything. A remarkable feat of financial engineering, truly.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets mathematical impossibility
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"It was boosted only in the sense that a falling object accelerates toward the ground."
