CAUSE OF DEATH
The Shaking Car Crashes Immediately
In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that never drew breath. Born at midnight and pronounced dead by breakfast, this token managed to lose 92.8% of its value in the time it takes to brew coffee. Three hopeful souls stood witness to its stillbirth, though the top ten holders—all the same person, one assumes—owned every last atom of its worthless corpse.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Instant liquidity evaporation and mathematical impossibility
EPITAPH
"It shook, it crashed, it died before anyone noticed it lived."
