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Unc House Collapses Within Sixty Minutes

In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe a most curious phenomenon: a token that achieved a two-thirds collapse before most traders finished their morning coffee. Born merely an hour ago, Unc House experienced what can only be described as a catastrophic loss of investor confidence—a textbook case of early liquidity evaporation meeting concentrated whale holdings. The revoked authorities provided no salvation; they merely ensured that the predators could feast unimpeded.