DISTRACTED BOYFRIEND/4vJ7..pump
FLATLINED
Distracted boyfriend

Distracted boyfriend4vJ7fUFPsbsN2y9aXJsh2u9ksT5bzSkwoJ2ggyiapump

$Mario4vJ7..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic concentration meets zero exit liquidity

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
33/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.7K
+7.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$2.6K
Holders
26
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$1.77B
Price USD
$1.77e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Love Triangle Token Dies Alone in One Hour

Here we observe the distracted boyfriend token in its final moments—a creature born into chaos, surrounded by ten bewildered spectators, none of whom could afford to leave even if they wanted to. With zero liquidity and a hundred percent concentration among its top holders, this token achieved the remarkable feat of creating a perfect storm of illiquidity while simultaneously convincing itself it was alive.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$2.6K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 99.8% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic concentration meets zero exit liquidity
Patient Note

He looked at other tokens, but she already owned everything he'd ever be.

Holders

§ 04 · 26 wallets
Top 1
95.1%
Top 5
99.8%
Top 10
100.0%
01FCbX...9Cw395.06%
02HuSC...ETzy2.50%
03Gqn9...Ks8YAUTOPSY1.27%04ET4U...onRyAUTOPSY0.90%
05KKX4...S5jv0.06%
06FZP9...pinQ0.04%
0739H6...sZu60.04%
08C7k6...KUKE0.03%
09FoZ4...RAow0.03%
108psN...VRtf0.02%
BEHAVIORAL COST BREAKDOWN
5.48 SOL
total lost — cohort
Emotional TradingPRIMARY
5.48 SOL100.0%
Mistimed Exits
0.000 SOL0.0%
Position Sizing
0.000 SOL0.0%
Standard Losses
0.000 SOL0.0%
Emotional Trading drove most of the cost across this cohort. Panic buys, panic exits, averaging down into losses.
Based on 2 holders · scanned 25d ago

Wallet Casualties

§ 05 · 2 known