CHUCK SCHUMER/4v67..pump
FLATLINED
Chuck Schumer

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$Schumer4v67..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Concentration, illiquidity, and spectacular premortem collapse

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.5K
-14.1% · 24h
Volume 24h
$4.2K
Holders
2
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.54B
Price USD
$2.54e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Chuck's Legislative Career: Briefer Than Expected

In the shadowy corners of the Solana blockchain, we observe a creature that survived merely hours before succumbing to the inevitable predators of pump-and-dump schemes. Two holders—perhaps the token's creator and their bewildered associate—watched in horror as their newborn investment flatlined faster than a politician's approval ratings. Nature, it seems, has ordained that some projects should never see the light of day.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Sparse
$4.2K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Concentration, illiquidity, and spectacular premortem collapse
Patient Note

Here lies Chuck Schumer, age zero hours. He never got to pass a single bill, but he did successfully liquidate everyone's faith in Solana memes.

Holders

§ 04 · 2 wallets
Top 1
98.8%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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02ApVD...5Wqo1.16%