CAUSE OF DEATH
Diamond Hands Clutches Nothing But Air
In the waning hours of its existence, Diamond Hands experienced a most peculiar phenomenon: a 415% price surge that would have made retail investors weep with joy, were there any liquidity left to actually sell their bags. The creature's final moments were characterized by the telltale signs of pump-and-dump predation—massive volatility, zero market depth, and the crushing realization that those diamond hands were merely holding worthless stone.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Liquidity evaporation meets concentration catastrophe
EPITAPH
"It promised eternal hodling; it delivered eternal holding periods with no exits."