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MKULTRA's Mind Control Experiment Ends Spectacularly

In the span of mere hours, MKULTRA achieved what most tokens aspire to: a 182% price swing followed by complete liquidity evaporation—a financial Houdini act in reverse. The specimen exhibits classic symptoms of newborn token syndrome: revoked authorities that suggest noble intentions, yet a holder concentration so severe it makes oligarchies blush. With zero liquidity and seventy-five bewildered witnesses, we observe nature's most efficient wealth redistribution mechanism.