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Birthday Cake Poisoned Before First Bite

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we witness a creature born into catastrophic imbalance—97.5% of its population concentrated in the hands of merely ten apex predators. Within a single hour of its fragile existence, this token experienced a 99% hemorrhage of value, a financial exsanguination so swift and complete that one might suspect the outcome was predetermined. The absence of liquidity suggests this was less a token launch and more an elaborate vanishing act.