CAUSE OF DEATH
A Feline Fabrication Dies at One Hour
In the sweltering digital savanna of Solana, we observe the rapid decomposition of not a cat—a creature that, much like its namesake, landed on its feet precisely zero times. Born at dawn and deceased by noon, this token's lifecycle rivals that of a mayfly with a cryptocurrency addiction. The five remaining holders cling to their bags as one might clutch a winning lottery ticket purchased moments before the market crashed.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, zero liquidity, infant mortality
EPITAPH
"It was not a cat. It was not a success. It was, however, aggressively honest about both."
