CAUSE OF DEATH
The Tavern: A Toast to Instant Obliteration
In the unforgiving ecosystem of Solana, we witness a remarkable specimen—born mere hours ago, yet already experiencing a 93.5% decline with the grace of a man pushed from a barstool. The Tavern's creators, having revoked all authority, left their creation to the mercy of 49 holders, 49 of whom watched helplessly as the top ten drank deeply from the well. A tragedy of Shakespearean proportions, if Shakespeare had only two hours to tell the story.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme concentration, extreme speed, extreme greed
EPITAPH
"Here lies The Tavern—opened at midnight, closed by 3 AM, last call at launch."