Goofy Bull4s6xbDq7g3QLoKHYCVdn6JJgioaNT66aC1RZf1Y8pump

$GOOFY4s6x..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

CRITICAL.

Liquidity evaporation meets newborn volatility

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · C

Grade Score

60/100

Grade C · CRITICAL

Mkt Cap

$31.7K

+1369.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$6.6K

Holders

663

Liquidity Drained

FDV

$1.64B

Price USD

$1.64e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

2Gn3..42Da ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Dies in Spectacular Pump-and-Dump

In the unforgiving savannah of decentralized finance, we observe the remarkable lifecycle of Goofy Bull—a creature that achieved a 1369% price surge whilst possessing absolutely zero liquidity, much like a gazelle learning to fly only moments before plummeting into the void. Born mere hours ago with all authorities revoked, this token experienced what can only be described as a financial fever dream, thrashing violently before expiring on the vine with the grace of a cartoon character running off a cliff.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$6.6K volume / 24h.

Holders

Distributed

Top 5 hold 17.1% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Liquidity evaporation meets newborn volatility

Patient Note

Here lies GOOFY: it mooned so hard it forgot to breathe, then discovered there was no oxygen anyway.

Holders

§ 04 · 663 wallets

Top 1

9.8%

Top 5

17.1%

Top 10

23.5%

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024mXE...BpaA2.07%

03HQ1R...RrqZ1.97%

04CcVB...crGj1.65%

05BH5f...XLJT1.61%

0613Z8...8wLz1.56%

0768Vf...yC3x1.42%

08ojZ1...ybic1.19%

09G5wX...5FrC1.13%

10DAHv...wBuN1.07%