Angels Plummeted Earthward in Record Time

In the annals of cryptocurrency history, few specimens have achieved such remarkable metabolic collapse in mere hours. Observe, if you will, how four holders managed to accumulate 100% of supply—a mathematical impossibility that nonetheless occurred, much like observing a snake consuming itself while still alive. The liquidity evaporated faster than morning dew under a merciless sun, leaving only the faint stench of rug-pulled dreams.