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Scottish Duck's Flight Ends in Crash Landing

In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe the brief, tragic existence of Dawnny—a creature that never truly learned to swim. Born mere hours ago with all the structural integrity of a paper boat, this Scottish waterfowl was immediately abandoned by its seven exhausted caretakers, who collectively owned every last feather. As we watch the vultures circle, we note with clinical detachment that even the blockchain's authorities saw fit to revoke their powers—a mercy killing, one might say.