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Newborn Token Expires Before First Feeding

In the brutal savannah of decentralized finance, we observe a peculiar specimen: born mere hours ago, The Mouse As Big As The Elephant experienced a violent 544% price convulsion before expiring in its crib. Like a mayfly on stimulants, it achieved remarkable volatility in zero liquidity—a feat comparable to screaming into the void and calling it a symphony. The authorities were revoked, the holders were concentrated, and the body was cold before the market even noticed it had briefly existed.