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Infant Token Succumbs to Gravity Within Hours

In the brutal ecosystem of decentralized finance, we observe a remarkable specimen—Nong Yan—that achieved the extraordinary feat of dying before it could properly live. Born merely sixty minutes ago with all the promise of a revoked authority structure, it has already surrendered eighteen percent of its value, as if exhausted by the sheer effort of existing. The top ten holders, clutching their bags like vultures over a fresh carcass, have mysteriously decided that now—precisely now—is the moment to distribute their holdings.