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The Great Onboarding: A Sixty-Minute Extinction Event

Here we observe the token in its final moments—a creature born merely an hour ago, already flatlined with zero liquidity and ninety-seven percent of its wealth concentrated in the jaws of ten ravenous predators. The mint authority has been revoked, the freeze authority abandoned, yet somehow thirty-four thousand dollars still managed to exchange hands in this financial death throes, a final spasm of hope before the inevitable.