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POTATOFLATION: A Starch-Based Cautionary Tale

Here we observe the POTATOFLATION token in its final throes—a mere 44 hours into existence, yet already displaying the pallor of financial death. With liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew and 17 brave souls clutching their bags like survivors of a shipwreck, the creature's fate was sealed the moment its top holders claimed 99.1% of the supply. The revocation of mint and freeze authorities was meant to inspire confidence; instead, it merely ensured the cremation would be efficient.