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Newborn Token Found Dead on Arrival

Here we observe Pay to Chat, a mere infant of sixty minutes, already showing the telltale signs of centralized catastrophe. With 99.8% of its wealth concentrated in the top ten holders, this token represents nature's most elegant demonstration of how to build a financial house of cards while the paint is still wet. The revoked authorities suggest someone remembered to cover their tracks, but the $17,624 liquidity pool tells us they left rather hastily.