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Trump Accounts: A Pump Without The Dump

Here we observe the Trump Accounts token in its final throes—a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of a 363% price surge while simultaneously possessing zero liquidity, a feat comparable to winning a race on a treadmill. With ninety-eight holders clutching their bags and the top ten controlling nearly two-thirds of supply, we witness nature's most efficient wealth concentration mechanism. The irony, of course, is exquisite: authorities revoked, yet the real authority—exodus—remains tragically unchecked.