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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.
Founder concentration, liquidity drought, neonatal collapse
Grade Score
21/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.7K
+13.3% · 24h
Volume 24h
$240.80
Holders
3
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
Field Report
Three Whales Suffocate a Newborn Token
In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a creature that never truly drew breath—born mere hours ago, already deceased. The three architects of this financial tragedy held the entire supply in their trembling hands, a concentration so absolute it made centralization look like democracy. With zero liquidity and twelve hundred dollars in volume, it was less a token launch and more a ceremonial execution.
Diagnosis
Activity
Flatlined
$240.80 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.
Cause
Likely Cause
Founder concentration, liquidity drought, neonatal collapse
Patient Note
Named for joy and bovine optimism, it achieved neither—only the distinction of dying before most investors woke up.
Holders
Top 1
90.3%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01Gxp7...RTvL90.26%
02ENzs...47kL6.95%
03AC2P...uxeP2.80%