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Gaitcoin: A Masterclass in Geometric Failure

Here we observe Gaitcoin in its final, crystallized state—a token so thoroughly stillborn that even rigor mortis would require effort. With nineteen holders clutching their bags like mourners at a particularly depressing funeral, and the top ten having seized absolute control, this specimen never stood a chance. One can almost hear the faint death rattle of $2.53 in daily volume, a sum barely sufficient to purchase the digital equivalent of a funeral wreath.