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Bertcoin: Born Yesterday, Pronounced Dead Today

Here we observe Bertcoin, a creature that never quite drew its first breath. Born merely hours ago, it managed the remarkable feat of achieving negative momentum before the market had even learned its name. With liquidity evaporating like morning dew and 99.6% of its supply concentrated in a handful of wallets, this token represents nature's perfect reminder that revoked authorities cannot save what was never meant to live.