CAUSE OF DEATH
Feline Token Expires After Merely 60 Minutes
In the unforgiving savanna of decentralized finance, we observe the rapid extinction of Meow—a creature born at dawn, reaching euphoric heights of 1,231% by noon, only to discover that liquidity, like water in the desert, simply never existed. The authorities may have been revoked, rendering the beast ostensibly safe, yet 627 holders learned too late that safety and solvency are entirely different predators.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Catastrophic liquidity vacuum collapse
EPITAPH
"It felt much better for exactly forty-eight minutes."