CAUSE OF DEATH
LARP Coin: A One-Hour Tragedy
And here we observe the LARP Coin, a creature that existed for merely sixty minutes—a blink in evolutionary time, yet somehow still long enough to disappoint eleven holders. The top ten holders, controlling every molecule of this token's being, have already begun their migration, leaving behind only the faintest scent of $14,000 in volume and the existential dread of the eleventh participant.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Concentrated ownership meets sudden abandonment
EPITAPH
"Born at market open, dead before lunch—a financial larping experience no one asked for."