Peptard: Born Screaming, Died Laughing

In the swamplands of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—peptard—which achieved the remarkable feat of experiencing a 308% price swing whilst maintaining precisely zero liquidity, much like a financial Schrödinger's cat. Born mere hours ago with authorities revoked and concentration so severe that the top holders could sneeze the entire market cap away, this token represents nature's most efficient demonstration of how to engineer a pump-and-dump without the pump lasting long enough to actually pump.