CAUSE OF DEATH
Milhouse Coin: Dead on Arrival, Technically Breathing
In the primordial swamps of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen—born mere hours ago, already hemorrhaging 9.9% of its life force. The creature possessed all the hallmarks of legitimacy: revoked authorities, respectable volume, yet a fatal flaw lay dormant in its genetic code—concentration so severe that 46% of its mass resided in the top ten predators, a parasitic arrangement that would doom it from inception.
CAUSE OF DEATH
Extreme holder concentration, infant mortality syndrome
EPITAPH
"Milhouse lived for one hour and died as it was born: unloved, undiversified, and wondering why its name was a Simpsons reference."
