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Newborn Token Dies on Delivery Room Floor

Here we observe a particularly tragic specimen of the Solana ecosystem—born mere hours ago, yet already bearing all the hallmarks of a classical rug pull. The creature gasped its last breath at -62.2%, its liquidity evaporating faster than morning dew under the merciless sun of market forces. Eight holders remain, staring at their screens in stunned silence, collectively owning nothing but regret.