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Nasdanq: Born Toxic, Died Immediately

Here we observe Nasdanq, a specimen so freshly minted it hadn't yet dried on the blockchain. With 98.4% of its circulating supply hoarded by a mere ten holders and zero liquidity to speak of, this token faced the financial equivalent of being born without a circulatory system. In its brief zero-hour existence, it managed to hemorrhage 22.2% of its value—a remarkable achievement for something that technically never lived.