Presidents' Coin4cbrbGR79DhnutaEWbRfjrk5fygp5nufYixdsUT8pump

$Presidents4cbr..pump

Case file · ante-mortem observation

TERMINAL.

Rug pull masquerading as governance token

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · D

Grade Score

43/100

Grade D · TERMINAL

Mkt Cap

$7.2K

+266.0% · 24h

Volume 24h

$14.0K

Holders

Liquidity DrainedHeavy Concentration

FDV

$7.21B

Price USD

$7.20e-6

DEX

pumpfun

Pool

Eduh..38uj ↗

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Presidents' Coin: A Stillborn Political Ambition

Born mere hours ago, this token arrived in the world with all the vitality of a marble bust. Despite a dazzling 266% price surge—nature's way of inducing false hope—the creature perished from catastrophic organ failure: zero liquidity, a liquidity pool that evaporated faster than morning dew on the Serengeti. The top ten holders, clutching 81.5% of its corpse, made a thoroughly convincing argument for why democracy was never really meant for decentralized finance.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings

Activity

Modest

$14.0K volume / 24h.

Holders

Concentrated

Top 5 hold 68.5% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion

Likely Cause

Rug pull masquerading as governance token

Patient Note

It promised to make crypto great again. Instead, it made exit liquidity disappear again.

Holders

§ 04 · 71 wallets

Top 1

46.8%

Top 5

68.5%

Top 10

81.5%

01Eduh...38uj46.78%

02DGXe...rDBtAUTOPSY6.37%

03Ew7j...6jkx5.59%

04HLZL...v6TD5.03%

0559RH...ciKX4.76%

06EFAm...BsieAUTOPSY3.49%

07ARLE...J4gk2.91%

08J3yN...Jo982.80%

0969eU...QTk41.97%

10HEGP...LRzc1.78%