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Mumu the Bull's Spectacular One-Hour Demise

Here we observe the Mumu the Bull token, a creature that achieved the remarkable feat of a 288% price swing in merely sixty minutes—a phenomenon typically reserved for penny stocks and the fever dreams of degenerate traders. Despite its stillborn liquidity and concentration of wealth so extreme that ten holders possess nearly two-thirds of all coins, the token somehow managed to generate eighteen thousand dollars in volume before expiring. One can only marvel at the coordination required for such beautiful chaos.