SELFISH LITTLE FUCK/4aaS..pump
FLATLINED
Selfish Little Fuck

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$SLF4aaS..pump
Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Catastrophic concentration, zero liquidity, instant obsolescence

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
23/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$2.7K
+0.4% · 24h
Volume 24h
$8.0K
Holders
4
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersHeavy Concentration
FDV
$2.29B
Price USD
$2.29e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Ambitious Token Succumbs to Immediate Market Rejection

In the brutal ecosystem of Solana, we observe a peculiar specimen that achieved the remarkable feat of dying before it could properly be born. With four holders controlling the entirety of its existence and zero liquidity to speak of, SLF exemplifies nature's most unforgiving law: poor distribution strategies are indeed naturally selected against, often within the first hour of life.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Modest
$8.0K volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Catastrophic concentration, zero liquidity, instant obsolescence
Patient Note

It came, it saw, it collapsed—all before the coffee broke.

Holders

§ 04 · 4 wallets
Top 1
100.0%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
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02AfQb...aAiF0.00%
038psN...VRtf0.00%
04zQbh...KmeM0.00%