BORED AT WORK/4a5D..pump
FLATLINED
Bored At Work

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Case file · ante-mortem observation
FLATLINED.

Stillbirth via zero liquidity and instant concentration

DEX · pumpfunChain · SolanaGrade · F
Grade Score
13/100
Grade F · FLATLINED
Mkt Cap
$1.8K
+0.7% · 24h
Volume 24h
$4.37
Holders
5
Liquidity DrainedFew HoldersNo VolumeHeavy Concentration
FDV
$3.68B
Price USD
$1.84e-6
DEX
pumpfun

Field Report

§ 01 · narration

Newborn Token Found Dead On Arrival

Here we observe a remarkable specimen of the Solana ecosystem—born mere hours ago, yet already displaying all the hallmarks of terminal decline. With but five holders controlling its entire existence and liquidity evaporating like morning dew in the Serengeti, this creature never truly drew breath. The cruel irony: authorities revoked, yet the market rendered such precautions entirely academic.

Diagnosis

§ 02 · derived findings
Activity
Flatlined
$4.37 volume / 24h.
Holders
Extreme cluster
Top 5 hold 100.0% of supply.

Cause

§ 03 · forensic conclusion
Likely Cause
Stillbirth via zero liquidity and instant concentration
Patient Note

It was bored at work, now it's bored in the blockchain graveyard—forever.

Holders

§ 04 · 5 wallets
Top 1
50.7%
Top 5
100.0%
Top 10
100.0%
01BwWK...de6sAUTOPSY50.69%
02GFK7...n13i47.63%
03Ckoa...hhqC1.50%
047ap4...hNqG0.09%
053ekX...gUNn0.09%