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The EU Speedrun: A Microsecond Tragedy

In the vast savanna of the Solana blockchain, we observe a most peculiar creature—born mere hours ago, it experienced a violent 226% convulsion before expiring entirely. Like a mayfly that forgot to mate, the EU Speedrun achieved nothing of consequence, save for relieving 110 hopeful investors of their conviction and approximately $30,000 of their liquidity. The concentration of wealth in merely ten wallets—86.3% of the token's meager existence—suggests this was less a financial experiment and more a coordinated vanishing act.